Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide
there has never been a better time to use this gif
why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the ability to spray acid out of our mouths no we got different fur color
we can’t even handle having different skin tones without fucking everything up
this is one of the best television moments ever
Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.
I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR
Real nigga alerttttt
I need this
would you believe I own one of these figures.
I want one.
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
I found my roommate’s twitter…
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????